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I just want someone to flirt with and make me laugh and kiss me in the middle of my sentences


When people say “so you can be on twitter, but can’t text me back?”


So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kingdom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her


"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

I want a relationship where they know of us, but nothing about us.



god bless the man who will marry my psycho ass one day

Honestly tho.